Psst.

Hey.

Kid.

No, not you. I don't need a NARC, kid.

Yeah, you. With the want in your eyes. With the NEED. Yeah. 

I got somethin' for ya.

You like...stories? Here, have some freebies

What, that not enough? Well check out this'n, too. Yeah, like that, don't'cha.

What, not enough? How about a podcast, too?

Enjoy.